The zodiac signs that are most harmful
There are some traits that encourage criminal behavior, even though thieves and murderers span the board and fill out the zodiac wheel. I would contend that when it comes to cruel temperaments, mutability and Midwestern ancestry lead the pack, and Air signs are the best at convincing themselves to accept plea bargains. I present to you my ranking of the most hazardous zodiac signs, going from least to most dangerous, based on my personal preference for neck tattooed guys, my extensive astrological education, and my teenage love with true crime documentaries.
12. Taurus ♉
In contrast to this study, in my experience, a Taurus would rather have a beach picnic and a good time masturbating than go through the hassle of killing someone. They do feel anger; in fact, all bulls set aside a portion of their pasture for the resentments they frequently irrigate. They just choose financial gain than retribution. The energy of ruthless avarice and complete lethargy is the deadliest manifestation of Taurus, which rules the Second House of values and possessions. Thus, it should come as no surprise that Bernie Madoff, the notorious Ponzi schemer, was born under the sign of the bull.
11. Cancer ♋
Cancer energy, which is ruled by the moon, is linked to compassion, intuition, and nurturing. It is emotionally manipulative and self-delusional in its most heinous manifestation. Look no farther than cancer preacher Peter Popoff for proof, who allegedly defrauded hordes of devout believers out of money and dignity by making fraudulent claims to be a clairvoyant with the power to diagnose and treat their medical issues. Beware of early July birthdates and false prophets.
10. Libra ♎
Libras, who are ruled by Venus, the planet of beauty and love, feel entitled to life’s finer pleasures and lack any true will to work hard for them. They have a reputation for having a lot of charm but little work ethic because they don’t like to get their hands dirty or have their feathers ruffled. Leave it to a glitzy Libra like Doris Payne to commit the victimless, bloodless crime of high-end thievery and go on to become the most well-known jewel thief in history. In his 2019 autobiography, Payne said that the secret to a successful theft is not confidence or good fortune, but rather the capacity to make others forget. She wrote, “If people could forget, then I could collect money.”
9. Aries ♈
Aries, the Cardinal Fire sign, is flamboyant and brazen, original and difficult to ignore, and it wants to be first and seen. Here come the mobster Aries and the purported assassin “Crazy Joe” Gallo. The guy was allergic to maintaining a low profile; he had a pet lion, famous friends, a propensity for reciting philosophy, and he passed away on his 43rd birthday while wearing a pinstriped suit. Aries energy is completely self-centered and irrationally hostile at its lowest frequency. His biographer claims that Joey said, “F-k you,” in response to the analyst’s diagnosis of “pseudopsychopathic schizophrenia.” No longer are things right or bad. simple clever or foolish. You can’t evaluate an act based on what it is. Results are how you evaluate it. Now since we’re all criminals, Okay, so things exist when I believe they should. Me. I am the universe.
8. Leo ♌
A Leo’s favorite vice is vanity, and many of them will go to considerable measures to maintain their appearance. Countess Elizabeth Bathory has perhaps gone as far with vanity as any living lion has. Báthory started killing neighborhood girls and drinking their blood because she thought it possessed the elixir of youth because she was worried that her beauty was deteriorating. Vile? Undoubtedly, but new evidence indicates Liz might have had a point.
7. Capricorn ♑
Capricorns are competitive and tenacious, and they won’t accept second place, even—and even especially—when it comes to criminal credibility. Al “Scarface” Capone, a tenacious Capricorn designated as the city of Chicago’s Public Enemy No. 1, serves as a case in point. Capricorns, like all Earth signs, have a strong attachment to their creature comforts, and Al Capone didn’t allow his confinement stop him from enjoying his. The purported orchestration of the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre by the mafia is evidence that Capricorns value stoicism above sentiment. The meaning of the occasion for lovers was permanently tarnished when he traded Tommy guns for cupid’s arrows and a seven-man body count for candy hearts.
6. Sagittarius ♐
Jupiter rules the fun-loving, inebriated archer sign of Sagittarius, which is represented by the ever-wandering archer. Sagittarius is the sign of expansion, optimism, and good fortune. Pablo Escobar, notorious Sagittarius, and Colombian drug lord, is Exhibit A. The mustachioed guy, the mystique, and the massive narcotics business he built up earned him a spot on Forbes’ list of the world’s richest people for seven years running. Escobar and his cronies, who were as brutal as they were successful, murdered almost 1,000 police officers in Colombia and virtually turned his hometown of Medelln into the murder capital of the world. Escobar was not content with his position as a drug lord and set his sights on a future in politics, displaying Sagittarian ambition and unrealistic optimism. Escobar was a typical Sagittarian who lived by his own, often distorted moral code. Escobar, who was problematic but incredibly well-liked by his countrymen and is still viewed as a folk hero by some, distributed food and blankets in urban slums, built houses, and funded medical procedures for the underprivileged. The day after his 44th birthday, Escobar’s luck—if not his legacy—finally ran out when he was slain in an attack orchestrated by American DEA operatives and Colombian police.
5. Scorpio ♏
Pluto, the planet of death, rules Scorpio, and its darker aspects include paranoia, toxic libido, obsession, impulses toward domination, and the ruthless desire of power. themes personified by Charles Manson, a failed folk musician who became a death dealer. Scorpios are skilled at seduction and utilizing the skills of others, which explains how and why Manson was able to persuade a fleet of young women sporting middle parts to carry out his evil deeds while he lazed in the desert, making decisions despite only standing a modest 5-foot-6. Chuck had a messianic Aquarius Moon, which made him essentially destined to be a murderous cult leader, adding insult to already terrible injury. Who else but a man with this Sun and Moon alignment would regularly administer LSD to his followers, pose as Christ, and perform the crucifixion?
4. Aquarius ♒
Aquarians are the pioneers of the zodiac and are ruled by Uranus, the planet of revolution and individualism. Think of Griselda Blanco, the Aquarius “Queen of Cocaine,” who made her mark in the male-dominated world of cocaine trafficking. Could there be a more fitting last name for a woman who, in her prime, transported 1.5 tons of cocaine into the United States each month? I disagree. Blanco, who was described as “ruthless and ingenious”—essential characteristics for any Aquarius—conspired to murder not one, but two of her husbands and once considered abducting John F. Kennedy Jr. to get out of a murder conviction.
3. Gemini ♊
Gemini is the sign of duality and is symbolized by the twins. These people experience enormous swings in their emotions, and Sada Abe, a geisha, prostitute, convicted murderess, and full-bore Gemini, exhibits this phenomenon the most. She asphyxiated her married lover using her own belt after a weekend of intense sex. She then drank beer, cuddled his corpse, and, because Gemini is the sign of written communication, she inscribed a love letter in his blood by carving her name into his arm. She eventually cut off his penis and kept it as a souvenir. Abe informed police that he felt “completely at peace, as like a tremendous burden had been lifted from my shoulders, and I felt a feeling of clarity” after being captured. Let the Air sign live out their final years in a convent, feel unburdened by murder, and smile for the cameras at the courthouse. You can’t claim the girl lacked range.
2. Pisces ♓
Many well-known murderers, including but not limited to John Wayne Gacy, Richard “Double Pisces” Ramirez, Aileen Wuornos, Osama Bin Laden, the BTK Killer, Adolf Eichmann, and Ottis Toole, are born under the sign of the fish. How did the Water sign, which is known for its compassion, have the highest percentage of murderers? As a coping mechanism for their extreme sensitivity, Pisces are an escapist species who frequently withdraw into the realm of dream. This has a tendency to live outside of reason or reality on the flip side. Neptune, the planet of dreams and delusions, rules Pisces. Pisces energy is destructive, covert, and gravely pessimistic in its most harmful forms. These people are vulnerable to injury, easily discouraged, and prone to harboring deep grudges that might grow into violent fantasies of retaliation or dominance. They have a propensity for avoiding conflict and resisting responsibility—habits that encourage careers as serial killers.
1. Virgo ♍
The most hazardous sign of the zodiac is Virgo, which takes the cake, no, the corpse. They are least likely to be apprehended during or right after a crime, in my opinion. While their changeable energy makes adjusting to pressures like guilt and remorse a breeze, their fastidious, thorough nature makes them well-suited for cover-ups and crime scene cleanup. They’ll take all their secrets and skeletons to the cemetery since they prefer to conceal than to express themselves. Virgo is an efficient Earth sign that doesn’t like to waste time or resources, traits shared by Midwest psychopath Ed Gein, who created apparel from the remains of his victims, including a nipple belt and home accents like human-skin lampshades. The movies “Psycho,” “Silence of the Lambs,” and “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” all took inspiration from Gein, and Blind Melon immortalized his mannerisms in their 1995 kazoo bop “Skinned.”
